Big Fat Liar: 10 BIGGEST Rick Ross Lies Part 2

“I look in my fridge/my sh*t lookin’ scarce” – “Hold Me Back”

This may be the greatest lie to ever slither from his Ranch dressing-stained lips.[bossip_ad_a]

“I wanna take my b*tch around the globe/Hawaii, hang gliding in the mountains, sh*ttin’ on these hos – “Super High”

Ain’t no way a 380-pound mammal is hang gliding (or taking flight in any way) without falling straight to Hell.[bossip_ad_a]

“I’m in a two-seater, me & two women” – “9 Piece”

“Two women” = his right and left man-boob, right? Because this math….[bossip_ad_a]

“B*tch, you wasn’t with me shooting in the gym” – “Stay Schemin”

If you believe Rawse has a gym membership then you’ll believe Fantasia has a library card.[bossip_ad_a]

“I laugh while I’m doing laps in the swimming pool” – “Usual Suspects”

All Rawse had to say was “I’m floating like a wounded manatee in the swimming pool” but nooooooo he was “doing laps.” FOH.[bossip_ad_a]

“N**gas tried to kill me, but I had the thing cocked” – “Colombia (Remix)”

We’re supposed to believe these outlandish claims with “Colombia” spelled incorrectly on the official single artwork? Fun fact: Columbia is the capital of South Carolina.[bossip_ad_a]

“Just parked the caddy in the living room” – “John Doe”

…so you don’t have to waddle alllll the way outside to the drive-way, sweaty and out of breath? Must be nice.[bossip_ad_a]

“Pink champagne. Black Rolls Royce. Eggplant double-breasted suit from Tom Ford”

Rawse loves rapping about luxury cars and slim-cut suits he can’t fit into. Look at that one suit button holding his entire life together—stressed. Suits that FIT don’t look like this.[bossip_ad_a]

“Wakin’ up to turkey bacon and my thick queen” – “Sixteen”

A 300-pound man who A) sweats chicken grease and gravy and B) has d-cups spilling from his 6XL silk blouses eats turkey bacon? Hmmm..[bossip_ad_a]

“I can put 1,000 gangstas in any hood if I want to” – 99 Jamz interview

Just 1,000? That’s all?[bossip_ad_a]