Highlights From Season 4 Finale Of HBO's "True Blood"
Were You Watching: The Best Lines From “True Blood” Season 4 Finale
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Janeé Bolden
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September 12, 2011
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Spoiler alert… If you missed the “True Blood” Season 4 finale Sunday night you might not want to read this, but if you saw it and are looking to discuss, this is the place to be. We rounded up lots of photos from last night’s episode as well as the best quotes to give you a recap of the most precious moments from the ending.
Before we even get started with that though, we want to poll those of you who watched because we found that audiences were very divided over whether they liked it or not.
Now please continue for our favorite quotes from the episode.
Hoyt to Jason: “How?”
Jason to Hoyt: “If you really want to know, missionary then doggy then her on top. It was nothing too kinky.”
Sam: “That’s quite a costume you got there, Lisa. What are you supposed to be?”
Lisa: “Jenelle from Teen Mom 2.”
Arlene to Sookie: “Zombies are the new vampires.”
Jesus to Lafayette possessed with Marnie’s ghost: “You can’t trade magic like effing Pokemon cards!”
Arlene to her kids: “You better start behaving yourselves right now or you’re going to be Trick or Treating down at the trailer park again. Now do you want a bag of empty coors cans and food stamps or do you want candy?”
Holly to Sookie on the extent of her magic powers: “Usually I just light a candle and ask the spirits to make sure my boys don’t end up in jail or knock somebody up, but so far that’s worked out ok.”
Bill to Eric: “I liked you better when you were brain damaged.”
Lafayette as Marnie in a muumuu: “What goes around comes around, BEYOTCHES.”
Eric, interrupting Sookie’s reunion w/ Adele: “Excuse me, we’re feeling a little crispy up here.”
Jessica to Jason: “I don’t want to be your girlfriend… I just got out of a serious relationship… I’m not ready to commit to you.”
Jason to Jessica: “I kind of wish you would have told me that, before I took that a$$ kicking.”
Pam: “I’m so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. Fawk Sookie.”
“I’ve been with Eric for over 100 years. I’ve watched him seduce supermodels and princesses and spit on their bones when he’s finished. How can someone named Sookie take him away from me?”
Jesus’ ghost to Lafayette: “Dude I’m dead, you’re a medium. I’ll always be with you.”
Eric: “Hi Nan, and gay stormtroopers.”
Nan Flanagan: “I’ve been alive for 816 years. I refuse to be retired like a fat first wife.”
Eric: “What a itchbay.”
What’d we miss? Feel free to leave your favorite lines in the comments
