We don’t regularly watch “Celebrity Apprentice” but Donald Trump went all out this season and we’re already caught up in the Nene vs. Star Jones drama enough that we tuned in this Sunday to watch the series kick off.
As you can probably tell from Nene’s interesting accessories, it was an evening full of eyebrow raising moments.
If you missed it, no worries. Not only can you watch it online, we also put our heads together to tell you about the craziest moments from Sunday’s show. Keep Clicking To Count Them Down.
5. Trump Kicks Off The Show By Calling It “The Circus” And Himself “The Ringleader”
Among the cast members are renowned kooky actor Gary “Batisht Crazy” Busey, deaf actress Marlee Matlin, Latoya “Plastic Parts” Jackson, Dionne “Psychic Network” Warwick, Star “I Got Gastric To Marry A Gay Man” Jones, Lil Jon, Jose “The Truth Is In The Steroids” Canseco, Richard “Gay Naked Survivor Winner” Hatch, Nene “Will Do Anything For Reality Show Ratings” Leakes and Lisa “I Fawked My Lips Up Big Time” Rinna oh and rockstar Meatloaf. Circus doesn’t even begin to describe this cast.
4. The Women Name Themselves ASAP, But Can’t Remember What It Stands For
The first task of the day is for the teams to come up with their names. Latoya suggests A.S.A.P. and Star loves it. It stands for Artists Singers Authors and Professionals for a Purpose, no wait, Actors Singers Artists and Performers with a Purpose, no wait… Actually we don’t know what it stands for and neither do the women but it doesn’t matter since Marlee taught the ladies how to say A.S.A.P. in sign language.
3. Garey Busey Dresses Up As The Pepperoni Profit
The first task for the cast members? Take over a Manhattan pizza eatery. The guys team puts Gary Busey, John Rich and Lil Jon in charge of promoting their store — which means Gary Busey dons a preacher suit to play the role of the Pepperoni Profit.
Lil Jon said of his teammate: “Once Gary put that suit on he looked like a damn crazy man, which was exactly what we wanted.”
Gary said of his role “After I put on the Pepperoni Profit costume…. whoosh! All the lights in Manhattan came on!” In addition to his acting duties, Busey chimes in as John Rich sings “Save a Horse, Ride A Cowboy.” SMH
2. Dionne’s Old Azz Did Not Need To Be On Cash Register Duty
At one point the women’s team has a huge line in the store. Unfortunately it’s not because their pizzas are so popular. Nope, it’s cuz some rocket scientist assigned Grandma Dionne control of the credit card machine. Wouldn’t think it’d take a genius to figure out that old folks and technology don’t mix.
1. Richard Hatch Be”Littles” David Cassidy
Throughout the episode Richard Hatch and David Cassidy constantly complain about each other so when the men lose the challenge and Hatch’s a$$ is on the line, who does he throw under the bus? David. Jose Canseco takes up for the “underdog” entertainer but it’s not of much help. After lying about pushing David, Richard then calls the former teen heartthrob sensitive, little and delicate. It’s kinda true — but damn. Ultimately David is embarrassed in front of millions of viewers and Hatch stays on, likely for ratings.
