Kimmy Cakes Gets Stuck Between A ‘Nightmare’ And An ‘STD’

Kim Kardashian hit up the New York Knicks game yesterday with “her music producer” The Dream… SMH that lil shady mf’er has a lot of nerve rockin’ his wedding band now that his divorce from C-Milli is in full swing.

We’d suspect Teddy Graham Terius of trying to smash Kim’s juicy cakes to smithereens but uh, we remember reading a list of her requirements and his lil teletubby frame doesn’t exactly fit that “athletic” body she is looking for.

But she is kind of an attention whore, so who knows. Anybody want to take bets on whether Terius will chop that down?