Back at it again with another freshly baked batch of quaranTIDDAY meats and treats that got us through an eventful week dominated by “P-Valley” chitter-chatter, “Lovecraft Country” shenanigans, not-very-shocking celebrity splits, white people white people-ing, anti-maskers making everything worse and the end of common sense in our COVID-plagued country.

Another week, another carefully curated collection of quarantined baddies (and our thirst-trappin’ celebrity faves) with your official introduction to buzzy new Rap baddie Asianae who’s ready to make a splash with her spicy new single “Crab Legs,” which will appear on her Crab Legs & Head project that’s dropping tomorrow. Just a few days ago she teased fans with a freestyle track called “No Hook.”

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEKn0xznwCd/

The female rapper resurgence comes at a stressful time when everyone’s struggling to sleep normally (if at all), attempting to protect their peace, supporting Black businesses (Telfar!), donating to social justice movements, waiting for that second stimulus check to FINALLY drop, scraping together coins to stay afloat, searching for something new to stream on Netflix/Hulu/HBO Max or fighting against the destruction of the post office in the midst of a steadily worsening saga.

This week’s list also features cake-clapping and bold bawdy pics from newly single Lori Harvey and bounce-back queen Megan Thee Stallion as well as creamy caramel beauty Bernice Burgos who’s taking the entrepreneur world by storm with her Bold and Beautiful clothing brand.  Feast your eyes on these beauties and tell us what you think in the comments. Enjoy even MORE quaranTIDDAY meats and treats on the flip.

“think it’s hot in here… oh no it’s just me!” – haaaaa

“Soul full of sunshine” – Lala, pleasure take your foot off our necks

https://instagram.com/p/CETaSQ4BqUE/

“Bet you never met a Chiney Guyanese girl beforee” – none like you

https://instagram.com/p/CDu_ehGAjmJ/

“bodysuit stretches and fits every curve” – whew!

https://instagram.com/p/CEKls6HDNXP/

“Good afternoon” – well, hello there…

https://instagram.com/p/CEUwZTOMF9D/

“Drop 1 Emoji For the full video” – essential content

“If not me, then who?” – absolutely no one

https://instagram.com/p/CENbSBTHO8T/

“Ever seeen a twerking mermaid?” – this is amazingggggg

https://instagram.com/p/CEVBCbghfzj/

“told me to start using @pureleef products so I started with the waist shaping gel and now I’m using the body plumping cream! I’ve been in the gym working on this quarantine weight and I’m not trying to lose my curves 😩 she told me this cream helps to maintain weight in the “right places.” Thanks @mstisch for putting me on” – only Lori can make a basic stretch look like…this

https://instagram.com/p/CEP7Z2LF_X5/

“Thee catch” – oh we know

https://instagram.com/p/CD78oUmHwP5/

“No days off….” – Top 10 quarantine MVP candidate

https://instagram.com/p/CDcP7i9J_8b/

“1, 2 or 3? Dropped the nudes” – ALL THREE

“oh cuz i thought a n*gga who used to eat my a** said sum” – this caption tho

“shawty a lil baddie” – you better believe it