Pettiest Reactions To Tory Lanez Being Listed As '5'3" 120 Pounds'
Fun-Sized Surprise: Pettiest Reactions To Tory Lanez Being Listed As ‘5’3″ 120 Pounds’ In Leaked Arrest Report
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We knew Karaoke&B star Tory Lanez was fun-sized but we didn’t know he was (allegedly) 5’3″ 120 pounds as listed in a leaked booking report stemming from his arrest on felony gun charges while in the car with bestie Megan Thee Stallion.
According to reports, cops searched Tory’s car and found a concealed weapon after an alleged argument outside a house party. Whether or not Meg was involved, we don’t know, but she did have a cut on her foot from broken glass on the floor of that same car.
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Whew, A MESS that got even messier when Twitter noticed his height and weight in the not-sure-if-accurate-report that fueled hilariously petty jokes across the internet.
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Peep the pettiest reactions to Tory Lanez being listed as ‘5’3″ 120 pounds” in leaked arrest report on the flip.
https://twitter.com/Hou5ton4L/status/1282871086506442754
“Meg Thee Stallion hiding 5’3” Tory Lanez when the cops pulled him over” – wowwwwww
“Brahhhhhh they said this was the police taking Tory Lanez to jail” – omgggggg
“Tory Lanez standing up and being the same height he was sitting down will never not be funny.” – hilarioussssss
“Tory lanez is dead 5’3 and 120 pounds” – this GIF tho…we howled
https://twitter.com/_Ziyad__7/status/1282891109572636672
“Tory Lanez being 5’3 had to be in the car with Megan Thee Stallion like:” – you know what…
“News: “Tory Lanez arrested on serious weapons charges and could be in big trouble”
Twitter: THIS N*GGA 5’3 Y’ALL” – Twitter is ruthless
https://twitter.com/DexHinton/status/1282899591722147846
“Nah fam Tory Lanez being 5’3” makes every song he’s ever recorded hilarious. He listening to all them old R&B tracks, feet dangling off his bed” – DANGLING noooooo
“in an interesting twist, at 5’3 & 120 pounds, Tory Lanez is my body goals.” – this is so petty
https://twitter.com/_jawwdin/status/1282862413868445696
“so is tory lanez 5’3 or 5’7 cuz….” – somewhere between the two
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