Sony Reveals Twanklin' & Glistenin' New Playstation 5

Sony finally revealed the once mythical Playstation 5 at its highly anticipated ‘Future of Gaming’ event earlier today where we got a glimpse of the next-gen console alongside an impressive HD camera, controller charging station, media remote and 3D wireless headset.

Oh yes, it was truly spectacular and leveled-up with the unveiling of “Spider-Man: Miles Morales” that headlined an exciting array of upcoming games while fueling button-mashy hysteria across social media.

Now, we STILL don’t know the PS5 price point but we DO know it comes in two versions: A standard model with backwards compatibility/Blu-Ray playability and a slimmer digital edition that’s “discless.”

At this point, we want Sony to take all our money, especially after it stood in solidarity with the Black Lives Matter movement, postponed its event in respect of George Floyd and pledged $1 million to the cause.

https://twitter.com/SASBurnerAcct/status/1271188594749779970

For any additional PS5 specs, you can visit Sony’s site AFTER laughing at these reactions on the flip, of course.

https://twitter.com/SpiderMan/status/1271185448426143756

“”Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales” coming Holiday 2020! #MilesMoralesPS5 #BeGreater #BeYourself” – we’re so GEEKED

“I’d like to thank the Black Employees at Insomniac.” – we appreciate you!

https://twitter.com/SASBurnerAcct/status/1271188594749779970

“That PS5 console design tho” – simply spectacular

“YALL SEE THAT SEXY SLIM B**CH ?!?!???” – Oh we do

“Buy a Black man a PS5.” – another movement we can get behind

“Ya girl can’t afford the PS5? Let her go she broke” – uh oh!

https://twitter.com/puneetsingh/status/1271175769306341379

If this is real, she’s a keeeeeperrrrrr

“PS5 won’t stand me up on our anniversary when we had reservations for over a month & you claimed you were at work late & couldn’t answer your phone cause it “died” even though all my messages got delivered, to then find out on Snapchat you were actually at Top Golf with your ex” – this wasssss a lot