This week has been a DOOZY stuffed with heartbreaking news, Karens Karening, killer kkkops killing and Cheeto Cheetoing during the most stressful week since quarantine started four months ago.
Man, it’s been ROUGH but at least we got a good cackle at Forbes revoking Kylie’s ‘self-made billionaire’ crown in a deliciously petty exposé that details alleged financial fraud, asset pumping and other shady shenanigans by the fame-obsessed family to inflate their wealth that should come as a shock to absolutely no one.
Whether Forbes’s accusations are true, we’re not 100% sure, but it sparked hilarious chaos across the internet in the midst of civil unrest and a pandemic.
https://twitter.com/chuuzus/status/1266374671634534409
Peep the pettiest reactions to Forbes revoking Kylie’s not week.
“forbes in 2019: kylie jenner becomes the youngest self-made billionaire ever
forbes in 2020:” – Forbes is pettyyyyy
“Stormi after finding out Kylie ain’t a billionaire after all” – poor Stormi
“If you actually thought Kylie Jenner was a billionaire I don’t know what to tell you” – least shocking news to break today
“you spent so many months talking about how Kylie Jenner was a self made billionaire just for it not to be true” – jokes on them
“Forbes taking back the “billionaire” label from Kylie Jenner” – YOINK!
“how travis scott gonna sing that kylie billionaire lyric in sicko mode now” – *sad trombone*
“Kylie can’t donate because she isn’t a billionaire guys, jeez” – haaaaaaaa
“I’m still laughing at forbes stripping kylie of her billionaire status” – can’t wait to see what happens next
