Slithery-Sassy Group Chat Whisperer Of Messsteros Lord Varys Gets Dracarys-Dusted In His Good Muumuu, Sparks Hilarious Chaos
Lord Varys Gets Fried Crispy & Blew Up Twitter
Ah man, they finally got our slithery-sassy fave Lord Varys who conspired to save the realm from murdery AppleCare lady Daenarys by spreading her secret and attempting to poison her before the King’s Landing battle (for good reason, clearly). Sadly, he failed and was Dracarys-dusted to sassy ash in a not-very-shocking moment that sent Petty Twitter into a TIZZY.
Peep the hilariously PETTY reactions to slithery-sassy Varys’s demise.
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