A Parched Police Officer Couldn’t Keep His Passions Tamed

At this point, it’s probably known that cops in the U.S. got issues. But overseas, the boys of the law ain’t necessarily better with their messy ways.

One cop in Calderdale, England couldn’t keep his lusty hands off a witness in an ongoing criminal case.

Like the arc of a repeat soap opera, passions of desire hit officer Wesley Cassidy to the point where he chose the poon over his police job.

According to The Examiner, Cassidy visited the house of the female witness with his collegue back in January 2016. Apparently, something happened during the visit that lit Cassidy’s flames because he slid into the witness’ DMs via social media and they developed a relationship.

The fling ultimately resulted in sex, which was a big no-no for an officer and a witness in an investigation.

Hit the next page to find out how Cassidy handled the situation.

Before the force could sting Cassidy, he chucked the deuces to his job himself.

“It is alleged that former SC Cassidy breached the Standards of Professional Behaviour in relation to Authority, Respect and Courtesy and Discreditable Conduct,” said the police website. “He has since resigned from the Force. The charges were proved and the officer would have been dismissed without notice had he still been a serving officer.”

Cassidy didn’t get away free with his witness love affair however.

He is now banned from getting a job with any other police force in England and Wales.

After the case, Detective Superintendent Simon Bottomley had a few words for the potentially messy. “Officers and staff should not form physical or emotional relationships with people they meet as a result of their work,” he said. “Whether that person is a victim, suspect or witness to a crime. The behavior of this special constable fell below the standards that the Force expects.”

And with that, may the words of Bottomley echo in the ears of officers everywhere and may shlongs be left in the po po pants.