Man Stabbed After Accusing Friend Of Stealing Potato Chips From Child
Don’t Touch: Oregon Man Stabbed In The Neck After Accusing Hungry Homie Of Stealing Potato Chips From Child
Man Stabbed After Accusing Friend Of Stealing Potato Chips From Child
Those must have been some good azz chips…
Via OregonLive
A 56-year-old man was arrested Saturday night in North Portland on suspicion of stabbing in the neck a man who had accused him of stealing potato chips from a child’s plate, police said.
North Precinct officers arrived about 9 p.m. to the 9300 block of North Fiske Avenue and found 30-year-old Robert Alexander stabbed. He was taken to the hospital with injuries not considered life-threatening.
Officers investigated then arrested 56-year-old Clarence Dorn Jr., an acquaintance of the victim found a short time later in McCoy Park.
He was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on a second-degree assault charge.
Worst part of it is, this guy probably DID steal the chips for the kid.
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