Jamie Foxx is a man of many hairlines. Some are better than others and all are speculated to be sorcery. With that said, we’ve decided to name some of his signature hairline sorceries so you can know what to ask for at your K-Mart.
Jheri’s Kid – When you’re on Fleek but it’s 1982.
The Holy Ghost – When you know it’s there but you don’t ever really see it
The Republican – It’s supposed to trickle down to the rest of his head, but we all know it stays at the top 1%
The Faithful- When you have a main piece and no side pieces.
The Iggy Butt – It looks like it COULD be real…but you just assume it’s fake
The Leather Helmet – When you look like you could play for the ’66 Packers
The Sew-In – When it looks like a f***ing sew-in.
The Undercover – When your hair looks crazy but you still want that line low-key
The Global Warming – When your hair is closing in on your head and you’re losing valuable coastline
