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The Internet Vs. Diddy & Cassie’s Long-Term Situationship

Iconic zillionaire/flavored vodkisto Diddy and his stunning hostage long-term boo Cassie have been happily involved in a kidnapper/hostage-style relationship for years (and recently signed a “love contract”) as the game’s most intriguing (and eyebrow-raising) “power couple.”

Hit the flip for a look into Diddy and Cassie infamous something-ship.

Sometimes, you gotta hold your hostage down (literally) so she won’t escape.

Shocking that Cassie isn’t holding that umbrella for Diddy.

Together, foreveeeeer.

No you don’t Cassie. Stop playin.

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